Use these tips to hide your high on 4/20

It’s 4/20, also known as National Lima Bean Respect Day! Just kidding — humor columnist Lucas Portnoy understands what today means to cannabis enjoyers everywhere, and just in time for the holiday, he’s compiled all the best ways to hide being high in public. Read More »

The Syracuse vs. Duke basketball game was fun for about 15 minutes

For this week’s humor column, Syracuse University junior Lucas Portnoy describes his disappointment with SU’s performance against Duke University in Saturday night’s game. Read More »

Chancellor Kent Syverud heeds student concerns, grants Saturday wellness day

In The Daily Orange’s second humor column of the semester, our columnist is optimistic about Syracuse University’s brand new Wellness Day. Read More »

I forgot what at home?

Humor columnist Lucas Portnoy just can’t seem to keep track of anything. Read More »