Writer: Evan Hohenwarter
Hohenwarter: How to make the most of your well deserved lazy day
Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter discusses how midterms may force people to play hookie but it's totally okay and give tips on how to best spend the day off. Read More »
Hohenwarter: What your midday snack says about your life
Humor columnists breaks down a variety of snacks that students choose during their day at school and explains what each may suggest about that student's life. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Make Valentine's Day amends with Kanye's new album
Did your partner hate the Valentine's Day gift you gave them? Never fear, for humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter has the perfect solution to your problem. Read More »
Hohenwarter: I watched the Super Bowl commercials so you didn't have to
Super Bowl Sunday is one of the biggest events in America. To celebrate his love of the day, humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter decided to rank the best and worst Super Bowl commercials. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Senior’s plans for self-improvement shatter under 1st introduction of peer pressure
Senioritis is most definitely, definitely real, and humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter knows it. In an Onion style article, he explains exactly why seniors won't be getting work done for the rest of the semester. Read More »
Hohenwarter: 2 McDonald's, 1 will emerge victorious
Two McDonald's exist within minutes of each other. Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter decided to figure out which one is superior, and which belongs in the deep-fryer. Read More »
Hohenwarter: It's never too early to start planning for Spring Break
Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter gives his list of the best Spring Break locations for the penny pinchers; vacation is barely two months away, after all. Read More »
Hohenwarter: The best albums of 2015
Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter hands out 5 stars each to his favorite albums of 2015, which, he says, are perfect for sitting around and doing nothing in your pajamas. Read More »
5 things to look forward to besides finals during finals
Secret Santa? Check. Syracuse basketball getting ranked? Check. Now check out a few more things to look forward to before you start freaking out over your final grade. Read More »
Hohenwarter: If students don't study during break, they'll end up celebrating 'Regretsgiving' later
Regretsgiving is the holiday celebrated immediately following Thanksgiving when students lament not getting anything done over Thanksgiving break. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Bieber Fever relapse tears apart friend groups
Friend groups all across campus reached their boiling points this weekend after Justin Bieber’s “Sorry” was played one too many times at various pregames. Read More »
Hohenwarter: A guide to Halloween festivities
With Drake’s 29th birthday behind us, Halloween is objectively the best holiday of the year. Read More »
Hohenwarter: 5 weather-inspired haikus
The weather is changing. Curl up with these poems and a cup of coffee this weekend. Read More »
Hohenwater: Roommates celebrate successful parents weekend façade
Joseph Gaelin and his two roommates had to scramble before parents weekend arrived. Read More »
Humor: Evan Hohenwarter
Meet Evan Hohenwarter, one of The Daily Orange's humor columnists for the fall 2015 semester. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Park Point to offer 'glamping'
Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter follows up on Park Point's recent announcement to offer glamping. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Philosophy major questions need for apartment etiquette
Juniors Mark Leggen and Andrew Carmone are finding out the hard way that Syracuse University’s philosophy curriculum covers a broad spectrum of topics, but effectively cohabitating with other human beings isn’t one of them. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Student to bring book to Juice Jam, just in case
Sophomore Alyssa Koenig struggles with Juice Jam lineup. Read More »
Hohenwarter: Freshman roommates have same pair of Sperry Topsiders
Two freshmen move into their new dorm, bond and then realize the worst. Read More »
Hohenwarter: A guide to surviving freshman year
Check out this hilarious guide to surviving freshman year. Read More »