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Writer: Evan Hohenwarter

Hohenwarter: How to make the most of your well deserved lazy day

Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter discusses how midterms may force people to play hookie but it's totally okay and give tips on how to best spend the day off. Read More »

February 29, 2016 at 10:10 pm

Hohenwarter: What your midday snack says about your life

Humor columnists breaks down a variety of snacks that students choose during their day at school and explains what each may suggest about that student's life. Read More »

February 22, 2016 at 9:17 pm

Hohenwarter: Make Valentine's Day amends with Kanye's new album

Did your partner hate the Valentine's Day gift you gave them? Never fear, for humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter has the perfect solution to your problem. Read More »

February 15, 2016 at 8:32 pm

Hohenwarter: I watched the Super Bowl commercials so you didn't have to

Super Bowl Sunday is one of the biggest events in America. To celebrate his love of the day, humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter decided to rank the best and worst Super Bowl commercials. Read More »

February 8, 2016 at 9:07 pm

Hohenwarter: Senior’s plans for self-improvement shatter under 1st introduction of peer pressure

Senioritis is most definitely, definitely real, and humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter knows it. In an Onion style article, he explains exactly why seniors won't be getting work done for the rest of the semester. Read More »

February 1, 2016 at 10:22 pm

Hohenwarter: 2 McDonald's, 1 will emerge victorious

Two McDonald's exist within minutes of each other. Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter decided to figure out which one is superior, and which belongs in the deep-fryer. Read More »

January 25, 2016 at 9:21 pm

Hohenwarter: It's never too early to start planning for Spring Break

Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter gives his list of the best Spring Break locations for the penny pinchers; vacation is barely two months away, after all. Read More »

January 20, 2016 at 9:52 pm

Hohenwarter: The best albums of 2015

Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter hands out 5 stars each to his favorite albums of 2015, which, he says, are perfect for sitting around and doing nothing in your pajamas. Read More »

December 24, 2015 at 1:56 pm

5 things to look forward to besides finals during finals

Secret Santa? Check. Syracuse basketball getting ranked? Check. Now check out a few more things to look forward to before you start freaking out over your final grade. Read More »

December 1, 2015 at 8:16 pm

Hohenwarter: If students don't study during break, they'll end up celebrating 'Regretsgiving' later

Regretsgiving is the holiday celebrated immediately following Thanksgiving when students lament not getting anything done over Thanksgiving break. Read More »

November 27, 2015 at 2:47 pm

Hohenwarter: Bieber Fever relapse tears apart friend groups

Friend groups all across campus reached their boiling points this weekend after Justin Bieber’s “Sorry” was played one too many times at various pregames. Read More »

November 10, 2015 at 8:46 pm

Hohenwarter: A guide to Halloween festivities

With Drake’s 29th birthday behind us, Halloween is objectively the best holiday of the year. Read More »

October 27, 2015 at 8:21 pm

Hohenwarter: 5 weather-inspired haikus

The weather is changing. Curl up with these poems and a cup of coffee this weekend. Read More »

October 7, 2015 at 10:04 pm

Hohenwater: Roommates celebrate successful parents weekend façade

Joseph Gaelin and his two roommates had to scramble before parents weekend arrived. Read More »

September 29, 2015 at 9:28 pm

Humor: Evan Hohenwarter

Meet Evan Hohenwarter, one of The Daily Orange's humor columnists for the fall 2015 semester. Read More »

September 27, 2015 at 7:59 pm

Hohenwarter: Park Point to offer 'glamping'

Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter follows up on Park Point's recent announcement to offer glamping. Read More »

September 22, 2015 at 9:34 pm

Hohenwarter: Philosophy major questions need for apartment etiquette

Juniors Mark Leggen and Andrew Carmone are finding out the hard way that Syracuse University’s philosophy curriculum covers a broad spectrum of topics, but effectively cohabitating with other human beings isn’t one of them. Read More »

September 15, 2015 at 9:28 pm

Hohenwarter: Student to bring book to Juice Jam, just in case

Sophomore Alyssa Koenig struggles with Juice Jam lineup. Read More »

September 9, 2015 at 9:10 pm

Hohenwarter: Freshman roommates have same pair of Sperry Topsiders

Two freshmen move into their new dorm, bond and then realize the worst. Read More »

September 1, 2015 at 10:17 pm

Hohenwarter: A guide to surviving freshman year

Check out this hilarious guide to surviving freshman year. Read More »

August 25, 2015 at 10:35 pm