Tag: humor columns
What you could get from selling a limb
Here are some quick tips to help pay for this semester’s course load — no selling of arms or legs required. Read More »
All the advice you’ll ever need, from the advice columnist you've always wanted
Formerly known as "Humor Columnist Annabeth Mann," Advice Columnist Annabeth Mann is here with the answers to all your problems. Read More »
To all Juice Jam veterans: You are not alone in your indifference about going this weekend
Think Juice Jam is going to be one of the greatest nights of your life? Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt is here to tell you the shocking truth of a disappointing afternoon on Syracuse University's South Campus. Read More »
Syracuse University parking email chain is the group chat nobody wanted
Syracuse University sent back-to-back messages regarding parking, but humor columnist Josh Feinblatt was more disappointed that students were actually responding to the listserv. Read More »
Feinblatt: Don't get lost in Syracuse's ride-hailing hype — taxis are still the way to go
It's been a long wait for ride-hailing services to get to New York, but this columnist doesn't think the service will be too beneficial. Read More »
Feinblatt: Visiting high school reminds college students why they were so eager to get out
Visiting high school is a classic pastime for many college students returning to their hometown. But going back to the old days isn't all it's cracked up to be, writes Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt. Read More »
'SOS 610: Post-Graduation': 1 last course to teach you about life after graduation
Humor columnist Patty Terhune presents a syllabus to help you figure out what to do in the real world after graduation. Read More »
Seniors look forward to months of post-graduation nothingness
Many wonderful seniors are graduating in the upcoming weeks, but what do they have to look forward to at their ceremony? How about after they get that diploma? Read More »
Choose Your Own Adventure: Mayfest
Humor columnist Patty Terhune maps out the various outcomes of your Mayfest. Read More »
A convincing argument to attend Syracuse before the May 1st decision deadline
Humor Columnist Josh Feinblatt knows how tough college decisions can be, so he’s provided you the real scoop of Syracuse University to help you make your decision. Read More »
How to pretend to understand 4/20
Follow the tips humor columnist Patty Terhune has laid out here to safely navigate 4/20. Read More »
The best spots to relieve yourself on campus
A good bathroom experience can make or break your day. Don’t make the mistake of going to the horrible bathrooms on campus — go to the great ones that are laid out in this comprehensive guide. Read More »
FYP, please take me even though I’m a senior
Patty Terhune loves FYP, especially when they sell her grilled cheese on a street corner. Read More »
No, I don’t want to sublet your crummy house
Humor Columnist Josh Feinblatt doesn’t need a place to live, so he isn’t going to sublet your apartment, and he’s pretty sure nobody else is either. Now, please stop aggressively pushing for it on Facebook. Read More »
Here’s how to play the SU version of Settlers of Catan
The first player to acquire 10 graduation points wins the game and gets a job as Lord of Campus. It’s an unpaid job with no benefits, but why would recent grads need anything more? Read More »
Josh Feinblatt met his hero. His name is Kent Syverud.
Humor Columnist Josh Feinblatt has an on again off again best friendship with Syracuse Chancellor Kent Syverud. He was recently invited over for a playdate, here’s how that went. Read More »
April Fools’ prank ideas that will blow your mind
Humor columnist Patty Terhune is not the hero that you want, but she’s the hero that The D.O. hired this semester. Read More »
Feinblatt: How to Interview: tips from someone who has never had an internship
Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt hasn't had the best luck with internship interviews. That's why he's teaching you how to nail them. Learn from his lessons — or mistakes. Read More »
This is what a post-grad budget looks like. Feel free to copy.
Keeping track of your finances after college is mighty important, and these tips will help you map out your spending. Read More »
Spring Break without the spring
While many of his friends may come back with burns from sitting on a hot sunny beach, humor columnist Josh Feinblatt spent his Spring Break getting windburn from shoveling. Read More »
Enjoy that nice weather – it’s only the world attacking us
With so many issues going on in the world, it becomes easy to forget that the world is slowly dying. Humor Columnist Josh Feinblatt is concerned, though. Read More »
A Mad Lib email for when you screw up
I am so (adjective describing how bad you feel) for how (adverb) this (responsibility) is. I realize your time is very (adjective kissing up pretending that one person’s time is more valuable than another’s). Read More »
How to write a last-minute paper
Writing a paper last minute? Humor Columnist Josh Feinblatt knows what it feels like, because he wrote his column last minute, to show you how to write a paper very late in the game. Read More »