Tag: Humor
Confessions of a millennial who is ruining this country
I am a millennial, and I am ruining everything. I’ve been ruining things for a while now. To be honest, it’s kind of my specialty. You name it; I’m trying to ruin it. Read More »
Who to draft if everyday life was Fantasy Football
Ever wondered who you would draft onto your fantasy football team in real life? Humor columnist Patty Terhune tells us who would make the cut for her team. Read More »
The man and reason, behind Hillary's pantsuits
Hillary Clinton wears the same type of pantsuit to all of her events, but where are they all coming from? Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt sits down with her pantsuit designer to get the scoop. Read More »
My goals for senior year and also getting out of this quicksand
I want to make like LinkedIn and establish connections with people I can trust and share lifelong memories with. I did not make that connection with national parks guide Richard, who promised he was going to get help and has since left me here to die in this quicksand. Read More »
How to remain friends with people who got better internships than you
Everyone thinks they are going to get an amazing internship for the summer and live in the NYC with the friends. When that doesn’t happen to you, here’s how to be happy for those who did. Read More »
Columnist prepares for the promenade of his dreams
Humor columnist Ian McCourt gushes about how excited he is for Prom and all the fun that comes with a new, expensive brick walkway. Read More »
The evolution of people you met on your freshman year floor
Ever wondered where that pothead who lived on your freshman year floor ended up after college? Humor columnist Patty Terhune tells us where your first acquaintances at Syracuse will end up. Read More »
10 tips for adjusting to life at SU
Still not ready for freshman year? Get last-minute tips and tricks from our humor columnist, Ian McCourt. From how to get around campus, to which classes you can skip, these tips are essential. Read More »
McCourt: Brexit. Election 2016. Gun Control. I have opinions on these issues, and I’m right.
Did you hear about this? Humor columnist Ian McCourt did and has strong opinions on it. He believes his opinions are factually correct and the most important opinions. Read More »
McCourt: An encyclopedia of sunburns
Humor columnist Ian McCourt has written an encyclopedia of sunburns you may encounter to be published this summer. Here is a brief excerpt of some of the most popular tans and burns. Read More »
Cuneo: A poem for the graduating class of 2016
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo tells the story of a senior approaching graduation. Read a poem of epic proportions detailing a night to that many seniors will relate to. Read More »
Cuneo: Life lessons I learned from college
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo reflects on all the many life lessons, or lack thereof, that he learned in his four years at Syracuse, from girls to food to homework. Read More »
Cuneo: This is what I know about politics
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo walks you through the candidates left in the 2016 election primaries and what he knows about each of them. Read More »
Cuneo: A statement from the National Football League
The NFL has suspended Tom Brady, so humor columnist Danny Cuneo has decided to take it upon himself to speak for the NFL and respond to the haters. Read More »
McCourt: What your Mayfest outfit says about you
With Mayfest barely a week away, it's time to start planning what you're going to wear. Humor columnist Ian McCourt is here to explain what your outfits says about you. Read More »
Cuneo: What I think of asking girls out
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo reflects on his past crushes, a time he asked a girl out on a date and the ways in which he plans on improving his love life. Read More »
McCourt: 20 excellent reasons why students should vote in the primary
The New York state primary is here, and humor columnist Ian McCourt has twenty excellent reasons why every students should vote. Read More »
Cuneo: The story behind the birth of the 'Crying Jordan' meme
The "Crying Jordan" meme has taken the internet by storm, so humor columnist Danny Cuneo decided it was his responsibility to give a detailed account of exactly how this meme was created. Read More »
McCourt: I am that guy who rides his bike everywhere
Humor columnist Ian McCourt has a confession to make: he is that guy that rides his bike everywhere. And he really, really wants you to join him. Read More »
Cuneo: Tales from Castle Court
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo walks us through two weekends at Castle Court tailgating for the men's basketball NCAA tournament games. Read More »
McCourt: I am Jim Boeheim and I will end you
It's Final Four season, and humor columnist Ian McCourt is no more. He has embodied the spirit of Jim Boeheim and has written a letter to his enemies explaining exactly who he is and why SU will win. Read More »
Cuneo: A letter from the last Zune salesman
Occasionally, humor columnist Danny Cuneo takes on the persona of someone else. Today, he has become Reed Higgins, the last Zune salesman, to tell the story of how he started at the top and ended at the bottom. Read More »
McCourt: Answers to life's biggest questions
Ever wonder if the hokey-pokey really is what it’s all about? Or who’s a therapist’s therapist? Humor columnist Ian McCourt provides the answers to all of life's biggest questions. Read More »
Cuneo: Statements more ludicrous than 'Syracuse is in the Elite Eight'
Syracuse are in the Elite Eight. Humor columnist Danny Cuneo has complied a list of statements that, he believes, are more outlandish than that one. Read More »